and so does the Titanium Spork.

Manufactured by "luxury camping" outfitters Snowpeak. this indestructible stabber-scooper defines functionality—only a caveman's wooden club comes close to its simplicity and utter usefulness.

A handsome design object, the super-spork can stir Cowboy Coffee and scoop beans from a can, and can probably scale a fish (or stab a bear) in a pinch. When the revolution comes, and the only food around is leftover KFC, you'll be prepared.