Probate Sale
By James Nestor / Published by Dwell

Legally, probate is the court’s procedure to determine the validity 
of the deceased’s will and verify the identity of the beneficiaries.

A typical scenario is that Grandma Smith died. She bequeathed everything to her loser son, Bobby. Bobby doesn’t have the money 
or fortitude to fix up the house, so he sells 
it, as is, through probate. “Most of the time these houses have worn shag carpet from 1978, rhinoceros wallpaper, and will smell like an 80-year-old woman,” explains real estate agent John Barnette. “This is exactly what you want.”

Because of the often poor condition and the insanely frustrating and complex purchase process (every state’s is different, 
but can include putting 10 percent down at the time of the sale), these houses generally sell for 5 to 10 percent under their value. 
In real estate, these are huge numbers.

Furthermore, if the deceased died in the house, the property could be even more undervalued. Many cultures view living 
in a house where someone died as strictly taboo; others simply view it as gross.

But if you don’t mind having a clay-stained Patrick Swayze massaging your shoulders every time you do the dishes, a probate 
sale is a gold-mine opportunity for the truly adventurous (and nonsuperstitious).


James Nestor


As part of his research for writing "Product Design 101", James Nestor attended a seminar titled "Sell Out," wherein he learned that to ensure a product sells, one must gratuitously promote the product at every given moment. To wit: Nestor's incredible and historic tome Get High Now (Without Drugs) has just been released by Chronicle Books. In it you will find over 175 bizarre methods in which everyone from ancient Greeks to hippies have gotten "naturally" high, from performing breathwork to consuming giraffe livers.

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