We all know someone who uses too much hairspray...
You can pick your house, and you can pick your nose, but you can't pick your house's nose... Wait, what?
The red fleshy bits hanging off turkeys' beaks are called “snoods,” not to be confused with wattles, the fleshy bits under the neck. -- Happy Thanksgiving!
Is that a chimney in your pocket or are you just happy to see me? ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ (Since this is in San Francisco, I like to call this style the Third Bay Erection)
Girlfriend you gotta shave yo legs...
We all know someone who spends too much time on their eyebrows.