Hairchitecture

And other architectural personification

Do these bangs make my nose look small?
Do these bangs make my nose look small?
New Oxy-10 with benzoyl peroxide will clear up your pimples overnight or your money back.
New Oxy-10 with benzoyl peroxide will clear up your pimples overnight or your money back.
Taking the teeth whitening a little too seriously.
Taking the teeth whitening a little too seriously.
Hashtag: #MopTop
Hashtag: #MopTop
Hashtag: #NoseJob
Hashtag: #NoseJob
Hashtag:   
#Bangs.
Hashtag: #Bangs.
Redheaded Combover.
Redheaded Combover.
The Monobrow Moderne.
The Monobrow Moderne.
We all know someone who uses too much hairspray...
We all know someone who uses too much hairspray...
You can pick your house, and you can pick your nose, but you can't pick your house's nose... Wait, what?
You can pick your house, and you can pick your nose, but you can't pick your house's nose... Wait, what?
The red fleshy bits hanging off turkeys' beaks are called “snoods,” not to be confused with wattles, the fleshy bits under the neck.  -- Happy Thanksgiving!
The red fleshy bits hanging off turkeys' beaks are called “snoods,” not to be confused with wattles, the fleshy bits under the neck. -- Happy Thanksgiving!
Hashtag: 
 #Mowhawk
Hashtag: #Mowhawk
I say we bring back the beehive hairdo.
I say we bring back the beehive hairdo.
Hashtag:  
#overbite
Hashtag: #overbite
Is that a chimney in your pocket or are you just happy to see me? ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~  (Since this is in San Francisco, I like to call this style the Third Bay Erection)
Is that a chimney in your pocket or are you just happy to see me? ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ (Since this is in San Francisco, I like to call this style the Third Bay Erection)
Girlfriend you gotta shave yo legs...
Girlfriend you gotta shave yo legs...
We all know someone who spends too much time on their eyebrows.
We all know someone who spends too much time on their eyebrows.
Suburban Monobrow Mansard
Suburban Monobrow Mansard