We suspect there might be two kinds of people on this old earth of ours: Those who see the Incredible Rope Machine and deeply, desperately want one, and those who don't. We fall into the former camp. This device takes bits of yarn and scraps of string and weaves them together into a brand new kind of twine, ideal for projects galore. Piping for a pillow? Textile necklace? Braided belt? Yep, yay, and wooohooo.